Monticello, Florida Novelty Sign – “We’re Not Orlando (Thank Goodness!)”
Big-city hustle? Theme park lines? Traffic that makes you question your life choices? Bless your heart, that’s not Monticello.
This cheeky little sign says what we’re all thinking—with a wink and a warm welcome. Handmade with small-town sass, it proudly declares your love for Monticello, Florida, where the moss hangs low, the tea is sweet, and nobody’s charging you $40 to park.
Perfect for your front porch, kitchen wall, or gift for that cousin who still thinks Orlando is the center of the universe. Down here, we measure charm in porches and people—not ticket sales.
Rustic. Real. And just the right amount of petty.
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